A very unqualified delivery crew ยท playable prototype

Don't drop the cake!

One wedding. One cake.
Absolutely no training.
Game Center โ†—
Cake status
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Level 1
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SOLO ยท ASSISTED PARTNER
Your shift starts now

Get the cake
to the gold table.

Keep it upright. Dodge the guests.
Try to arrive with some cake left.

Click / tap to walk ยท or WASD / arrows ยท hold Space to steady
Click anywhere on the floor to walk.Or WASD / โ†‘โ†โ†“โ†’ ยท Hold Space to steady.
COMEDY PLAYTEST ยท solo / same-device duo ยท separate cooldowns
Pink
The whole job: take the tray into the gold circle on the right, then stop to serve. Fast turns and bumps wobble the cake. A hard bump can lose one layer. Holding Steady slows you down and calms it. Local comedy prototype: Q boxing glove (with recoil), E bum bump, F banana peel, G sneeze (pushes them but wobbles you). Each has a visible cooldown; after a layer falls, the cake flashes for 1.65 seconds so you can recover. In two-player local, Blue uses U/I/O/P for the same actions. Online, Q glove, E bump, F peel and G sneeze sync to the whole crew; P still pokes.